FAGGOT ALERT

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP YOU MOTHERFUCKING COCKS. THIS IS ROB FROM SCREAMING GORILLA AND I'M HERE TO GIVE YOU THE FUCKING TITS ON THESE PUSSIES WHO CALL THEMSELVES GORILLAS:
I COULD TAKE ON EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THESE PIECES OF SHIT AND CHOP THEIR HEADS OFF WITH MY RAGING DICK!! FUCK THESE SHITFACES.

THEY'RE NOT GORILLAS THEY'RE JUST FUCKING FAGGOTS WITH NO LIFE!

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

Bulletproof Ass LP

Oh God, people. It's here. It's here, it's here, it's HERE. SCREAMING GORILLA took a break from doing badass shit like WRITING DIRTY WORDS ON THE BATHROOM WALL AT SCHOOL to record THE MOST KICKASS RELEASE SINCE HULK RULES. You thought MANNOOOWAAAAARRRRR was manly? THEY DON'T HAVE SHIT ON THIS RAW DESTRUCTION OF SUBURBAN ANARCHY. THATS RIGHT. NOT ONE SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING TURD. Pussies don't need to apply:

http://www.almost1337.com/mp3/Ryth/SCREAMING%20GORILLA/Bulletproof%20Ass.zip

Easily the best album of 2009, I don't care if it's only February.

Skool Sux EP

1. Bulletproof Ass (0:50)
2. Gorilla Explosion (0:17)
3. Pool Full of Whale Boners (0:50)
4. Skool Sux (1:31)
5. What the Fuck is Your Problem, Faggot? (1:24)

Download link below:

www.almost1337.com/mp3/Ryth/SCREAMING%20GORILLA/Skool%20Sux%20EP.zip

Lo and behold, the debut of the BEST FUCKING EP EVER MADE. Truly a masterwork in smashing your LITTLE BALLS INTO DUST.

All these tracks will appear on the Bulletproof Ass LP. Keep a look out.

Welcome to the jungle OF KICKASS

Hello and welcome to the new blog for SCREAMING GORILLA. This is the project's pseudo-manager Brennan speaking, Rob couldn't open the blog since he has gotten a mite sick. It can be a problem when you're filled with testesterone so manly and violent it beats up all the white blood cells in your body, leaving you open to disease. Regardless, he should be back soon.

Rob will likely give you a full run-down later, but for now all you need to know is that this blog is to keep the fan(s?) of SCREAMING GORILLA up-to-date on any and all happenings. There is one EP available for free download and a physical copy may be in the works.

See the next blog post.